I’ve heard that the “global financial crisis” (TM) has you in a bit of a pinch these days. As much as I’d like to help you out, I’m in a bit of a pinch too.
But I thought I’d give you a little moral support in these, your times of trouble:
I'm a little manic-depressive. I'm a little schizophrenic. I'm a little drunk. I just kinda *dabble* in mental illness. I'm a dilettante nut bar (which, by the way, is the name of my new chocolate bar...the Dilettante Nut Bar). Someday, I'll find out which type of crazy is truly the right fit, and I'll buckle down and really apply myself.
